A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.
A whipper-snapper of criticism who quoted dead languages to hide his ignorance of life.
The only man who wasn't spoilt by being lionized was Daniel.
When I pass my name in such large letters I blush, but at the same time instinctively raise my hat.
Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
Sir, I have tested your machine. It adds new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.
People are too apt to treat God as if he were a minor royalty.
Every man is a potential genius until he does something.
A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.
The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it.
He is an old bore. Even the grave yawns for him.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
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