Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
Whenever a man encounters a woman in a mood he doesn't understand, he wants to know if she's tired.
A life spent in constant labor is a life wasted, save a man be such a fool as to regard a fulsome obituary notice as ample reward.
Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.
I have yet to find a man worth his salt in any direction who did not think of himself first and foremost.
Politics is the diversion of trivial men who, when they succeed at it, become important in the eyes of more trivial men.
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down the first open coal hole running after the first pretty girl who gave him a wink.
No man can think clearly when his fists are clenched.
Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man.
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