Ellen DeGeneres Quotes (62 Quotes)

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

Oh she tripped....Nooo, she's running. I thought she tripped but she's running. She stopped running, she did trip. You tripped

I think people talk too much anyway. Sometimes people are talking to me and in my mind I'm just like shut up, shut up, shut up...blah blah blah blah blaaaaah.

The first person I learned I could make happy with laughter was my mother, whom I idolize. It was a powerful thing to realize. I knew I had found my life's work.

its like picking your least favorite color of the rainbow

Here's the analogy. If my body were a car, I'd be thinking about trading it in around now. I would like to upgrade. I would be actually on the lot somewhere and some guy with a loud sports jacket would be sizing me up... kinda lookin' around goin--maybe kickin my knees. Looking behind me going That looks a little bashed in back there... Yeah. You mind if I check under the hood 'Well yes I do Thank you very much.(talking about her body and the fact that she's aging.)

My mother is going to call me as soon as she hears something, ... I literally watched CNN and sobbed all night long, and Wednesday I cried again. Now I'm not crying.

Friends will write me letters. They run out of room on the front of the letter. They write 'over' on the bottom of the letter. Like I'm that much of a moron. Like I need that there. Because if it wasn't there, I'd get to the bottom of the page 'And so Kathy and I went shopping and we--' That's the craziest thing I don't know why she would just end it that way.

Then you have these people in the movie theaters that talk the whole time during the movie. You ever go with somebody like that to a movie but you don't realize until you get there that you're with somebody like that Brand new movie. First day it's open. You're there together and the entire time they're sitting there Where's she going....Why'd he do that....Is he mad at her I don't know, let's watch and find out together shall we You know who you are...You're denying it right now I do not do that...Why is she saying that....What's she gonna say next

Pass Christian ... is just gone. There's not one building left -- no church, no nothing.

New Orleans holds a special place in my heart, because it is where I grew up,

Golden eagles have an interesting way of mating, where they connect in the air while flying at eighty miles an hour and then they start dropping and they don't stop dropping until the act is completed. So it's not uncommon that they both fall all the way to the ground, hit the ground and both of them die. That's how committed they are to this. I thought to myself, 'Boy, don't we feel like wimps for stopping to answer the phone.' I don't know about you, but if I'm one of these two birds, you're getting close to the ground... I would serioulsy consider fakin' it.