Dr. House Quotes (46 Quotes)

To Cameron at ChristmasCandy canes Are you trying to mock me

The schools are the ones taking on the responsibility of restructuring, and we help set up the principles and model for them to follow.

I find your interest interesting.

In our surveys, 85 to 90 percent of these kids say they want to go to college.

Nobel invented dynamite. I won't accept his blood money.

Answering Newsweek's phone call about Dr. Charles' condition In my opinion, Dr. Sebastian Charles is an idiot Yeah, you can quote me... C-U-D-D-Y.

After seeing Stacy outside office window and closing blinds What Mommy and Daddy are fighting right now, but that doesn't mean we don't love you.

I teach you to lie, cheat, and steal, and as soon as my back's turned you wait in line

I am the doctor who's trying to save your son's life. You're the mother who's letting him die. Clarification- it's a beautiful thing.

To ForemanHer leg hurts after running six miles. Who knows Could be anything.

The drugs don't make me high, they make me neutral.

To Dr. Foreman, who has a famous patient's Do Not Resuscitate order And hang onto that DNR... it could be worth a lot of money real soon.

I'm a little busy - gettin' my drink on.

You know me. Hostility makes me shrink up like a... pauses I can't think of a non-sexual metaphor.

How does someone just start drooling Chase Were you wearing your short shorts

You're a wuss. Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me... Hey, Wilson Guess what Foreman just did

After running into a waiting patient holding a cup full of a yellow liquid He peed on me

Ah, a rash, call a dermatologist. If it's wet, keep it dry. If it's dry, keep it wet. If it's not supposed to be there, cut it off. I never could remember all that.

Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer than by their colleagues struggling valiantly to hide steroid use.

To the team after shutting blinds to avoid seeing Stacy Warner What Mommy and Daddy are having a little fight. It doesn't mean we stop loving you. Now, go outside and play. Get Daddy some smokes and an arterial blood gas test.

Talking to a patient about suing doctors It's ironic, isn't it Sort of like the boy who sued wolf... you know, I bet we have a doctor named Wolf. How perfect would that be I'm gonna page him.

repeated lineWe're missing something.

Houses' patient has just collapsedThis is exactly why I created nurses. Clean up on aisle three

We have been working with the Union City Board of for about a year. I had delivered a keynote address at a National School Board Association conference, which Superintendent Stanley Sanger attended and followed up with me afterwards.

To Cameron, Chase and ForemanTalk to Cuddy. She's got me going into Mercer State Prison, Capital Sentences Unit. She's trying to impress her new sex-retary.

The Cripple Boys. We should start a band.

religion is a symptom of irrational belief and groundless hope.

Bros before hos, man.

Overall, drug addicts are idiots.

Sorry, I missed that. White count's been down since the Ricky Martin concert. Some cholo kicked me in the head.

Read less, more TV.

In smaller learning communities, students do better academically and socially. Students make better grades and graduation rates are a lot higher.

Someone is groaning in the restroom stall; Good lord, are you having a bowel movement or a baby.

That's absurd. I love it.

You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to quit thinking.

To Dr. CuddyWhat's with hiring a male secretary J-Date not working out

Be home by midnight or you can't have the car this weekend.

Treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable.

Perseverance does not equal worthiness. Next time you want to get my attention, wear something fun. Low-riding jeans are hot.

To EMT guy who has just tried to give directions You wanted to be a doctor, maybe you should have buckled down a little more in high school.

House is eating lunch while sitting next to a patient in a coma He doesn't mind, I asked.

The existing teachers will be assigned to these smaller learning communities and ISA will provide the framework of how the learning communities work. We're also making sure that the students in the large school are also being well served.

I take risks, sometimes patients die, but not taking risks causes more patients to die - so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.

Everybody lies.

Fascinating story. Did you think about adapting it to the stage

So what's your plan You take the big dark one, I'll take the little girl, and the Aussie will run like a scared wombat if things get tough.