I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
It's funny because it's funny.
My career is just kind of crazy.
I'm just doing the show for a while, might do another 'Joe Dirt' movie in the summer. That's about it. The show is really starting and that's what I have to do, like my day-to-day job.
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
The answer is, 'Yes, I do.'
I have no detectable hair style.
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
When I started I'd fly across the country to do a gig for a hundred bucks.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
It's the old college days kind of thing.
It's so crazy in Hollywood.
It's just a campy blast. I just want to do as little as I can and make it good, and try not to sell out. I'm sure I will, but I'm just trying to postpone it.
To be famous and broke is hard.
There are too many fawning entertainment shows out there and not one of them is making fun of it all.
I've been with a beautiful girl from time to time.
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