Craig Bruce Quotes (60 Quotes)


    It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals.

    The main objective of this is to serve as an incentive to dealers and collectors to be much more aware of documents that were potentially stolen or taken from government archives. The second is to put unscrupulous people on notice that these activities are going to be watched. If they continue to engage in these activities, there's a good chance they are going to get caught.

    When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun.

    Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years.

    Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation.


    Organizations like the ACLU fought and won the good fight back in the 1960's, but it's clear that nowadays they've run out of useful things to do since they now spend most of their time defending the scum of the Earth from getting what they rightly deserve.

    It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow.

    Don't judge a book by its thickness either.

    It doesn't require the use of Web crawlers. It requires someone knowledgeable about the definition of what a government document is.

    Never underestimate the power of a simple tool.

    Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

    When anarchy is declared, the first thing we do, let's kill all the anarchists.

    The only thing that is obscene is censorship.

    The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.

    It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.


    Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy!

    The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.

    Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people not buying products and services? Because they have no money. Why do people have no money? Because they are unemployed.


    Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.

    Now is the time for all good men to run like hell.

    The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld.

    I think; therefore, I am the center of the universe.

    It's a bit odd that nobody seems to be using the correct technical term to describe organized Islamic terrorists. They are not a faction of a religion or a social movement. They are a cult. A suicide cult.

    Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice!


    The Optimist's Handbook, hint 12 Substitute the word 'challenge' whenever you mean to say 'problem.'

    I liked this song as soon as I heard it, it sounds to me like the country larrikin has moved into the big smoke. This is just where Shannon needed to go with his next project, I think we'll be hearing him on 2DayFM a lot this summer.

    The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish!

    Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat.


    The exchange rate between first-world lives and third-world lives in disaster stories in the media is about 501.

    The Thought Police: To censor and protect.

    If Nader were to win the Presidency and pull the US out of Iraq the day after, I think it would be hysterically funny to watch Noam Chomsky criticizing Ralph Nader for the hundreds of thousands of Iraqi deaths resulting from the ensuing civil war.

    When trying to locate something, search your mind first.

    When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.

    If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out.

    Maybe now some dynamic young leader can help drag the Catholic church into the 19th century

    My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.

    Certainly, auctioneers know how to identify government documents, but that does not always stop them from trying to sell them. What they don't know is whether these documents were part of the National Archives at one time or should be part of the National Archives.

    In order for a man to be truly evil, he must be a woman.

    Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.

    Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea.

    Some animals have a lot of nerve - they get caught in my teeth.

    You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for.

    Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.

    Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism.

    Something is always simple until you try it.

    Even IBM can't stand in the way of progress... for more than a decade.


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