Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
Confucius is like the Torah, rules to follow. And Lao-Tzu is even more conservative, saying that if you do nothing you won't break any rules. You have to let tradition fall sometime, you have to take action, you have to eat bacon.
Why is it one can busta rhyme or busta move anywhere, but one must busta cap in someone's ass?
He invented Kung Fu when translated to English means method by which short, bald guys can kick the bejeezus out of you.
You can only eat so much white cake.
I'll bet he was myrrh. Bastard, he brings the cheapest gift and now he wants to sodomize me.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
I'm thinking of being a professional mourner. How hard can it be? Tear at your hair, sing a dirge or two, take the rest of the week off.
You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't.
It's hard for me, a Jew, to stay in the moment. Without the past, where is the guilt? And without the future, where is the dread? And without guilt and dread, who am I?
It's very difficult to stay angry when a room full of bald guys in orange robes start giggling. Buddhism.
Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it seems to enjoy it, but it must be bad under the law.
Little-boy love...the cleanest pain I've ever known. Love without desire, conditions, or limits - a pure and radiant glow in the heart that could make me giddy and sad and glorious all at once. Where does it go? Why, in all their experiments, did the Magi never try to capture that purity in a bottle? Perhaps they couldn't.
Ninguém é perfeito... Ou por outra, este tipo era mas nós matámo-lo.
Nobody's perfect. Well, there was this one guy, but we killed him....
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
She hugged me and I could feel the heat rise in my face, either from shame or love, like there was a difference.
Ack! Parables. I hate parables.
So hey, once Joshua heals your brother, you want to go do something, get some pomegranate juice, a falafel,or get married or something?
All fear comes from trying to see the future, Biff. If you know what is coming, you aren't afraid.
That's the difference between irony and sarcasm. Irony can be spontaneous, while sarcasm requires volition. You have to create sarcasm.
Angels are just pretty insects.
The medium obscured the message.
Children see magic because they look for it.
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
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