Darling you can nail my ass anytime - Eric Northman
DonÆt you just hate nights like that, when you think over every mistake youÆve made, every hurt youÆve received, every bit of meanness youÆve dealt out? ThereÆs no profit in it, no point to it, and you need sleep.
Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
He picked some unwise words. Saying, ôIÆll enjoy killing you for my lordö, is just not the way to make my acquaintance.
I added to my mental list of the odd things I'd done that day. I'd entertained the police, sunbathed, visited at a mall with some fairies, weeded and killed someone. Now it was powdered-corpse removal time. And the day wasn't over yet.
I dipped into his brain. He wasn't happy that I wasn't wearing a bra, because my boobs distracted him. He was thinking I was a bit too curvy for his taste. He was thinking he'd better not think about me that way anymore. He was missing his wife.
I realized that I was really tired of people popping on and off of my property like it was a train station on the supernatural railroad.
If I was getting harder, it was in response to the world around me.
I'M SCARED I'LL SHOOT MY NEIGHBOR BY ACCIDENT IF I SEE HIM TROTTING DOWN THE ROAD, SAID A FARMER IN KANSAS, WHAT IF HE GETS AFTER MY CHICKENS?
Once again, I had that feeling of drowning when I hadnÆt even known I was in the pool
The fundamentalists were equally stymied. ôWe were worried about Adam and Steve,ö a Baptist minister said. ôShould we have been more worried about Rover and Fluffy?
The vampire is not a bad man, and he loves you
Then was ashamed of myself. I should be happy for what I'd been given. I hoped God hadn't noticed my lapse in appreciation.
What had set the fae world off? I`d never seen one. Now you couldn`t throw a trowel without hitting a fairy.
When I thought of the ferocity and strength of the fairy race, and the fact that it took all I had to open the damn blister pack and extricate the water pistols, my chosen method of defense seemed ludicrous. I'd be armed with a plastic water pistol and a trowel.
As I watched Bill, waiting with apparent calm for death to come to him, I had a flash of him as I'd known him: the first vampire I'd ever met, the first man I'd ever gone to bed with, the first suitor I'd ever loved. Everything that followed had tainted those memories, but for one moment I saw him clearly, and I loved him again.
You catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.
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