Carrot Top Quotes (24 Quotes)


    My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh.

    The blessing is that everyone knows who I am because of the commercials.

    When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me.

    People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big.

    So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.


    People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.

    It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.

    It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.

    On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week.

    I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

    My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook.

    I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.

    I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.

    I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics.

    Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful.

    I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself.

    Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.

    I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards.

    Comics don't like to see other comics do well.

    There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans.

    Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

    My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh.

    I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.

    I never looked at Gallagher like he was a threat to me.


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