Calvin Hobbes Quotes (9 Quotes)

People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

At first, I just randomly turned the pages. Page 95, Volume 1, Calvin and Hobbes are sitting under a tree. Do you think there is a God ... Well, somebody's out to get me.

History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction.

County library Reference desk, please. Hello Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that's the problem. I don't know how to spell it and I'm not allowed to say it. Could you just rattle off all the swear words you know and I'll stop you when...Hello

Careful. We don't want to learn from this.

Maybe then I can finish my book.

We're so busy watching out for what's just ahead of us that we don't take time to enjoy where we are.

Don't walk away I'm trying to apologize you dumb noodleloaf

I wonder if I can grow fangs when my baby teeth fall out.