She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction.
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
When we recall Christmas past, we usually find that the simplest things - not the great occasions - give off the greatest glow of happiness.
You couldn't say anything negative about any of the Braves without Pearl getting greatly offended.
I have too much money invested in sweaters.
I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!
It's hard to come up with a simple definition of who you are, ... Right now, I don't think there are many common bonds across the board for the four and a half million people who live here.
You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it.
This falls under the category of a minor and freak accident,
Whenever I play with Gerald Ford, I try to make it a foursome the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.
A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.
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