Bill Hoest Quotes (11 Quotes)

Husband to his wife 'I know youve been a model wife, but its been a long time since your model was popular.'

Marriage counselor to husband wife 'The problem, as I see it, is communication. Youll have to find a way to avoid it'

Husband to his wife 'Do I want dinner Is this a trick question'

Husband at the bar 'I used to have a speech impediment but we got divorced.'

Husband to his wife 'You think Im right ... Maybe Id better rephrase that.'

Husband to his wife 'You could lose a lot of weight if youd just carry all your diet books around the block once a day.'

Husband to his wife in the living room of friends 'We really have to be going. That casserole you served made us sick.'

Husband to his wife at the dinner table 'Well, at least now we know what your specialty isnt.'

Husband at the bar 'I wanted to keep it simple, but she wanted a big divorce with reporters, photographers, witnesses....'

I just need enough to tide me over until I need more.

Husband at the bar 'Lorettas losing five pounds a week on her new diet. I figure Ill be rid of her completrely in about ten months.'