Andy Dick Quotes (25 Quotes)



    Guilt is a weird thing to me. I don't have a lot of it.

    Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic.

    Weather is always going to be a problem. It's probably an athletic director's worst nightmare. You set schedules in stone a year before and hope everything goes well.

    I'm really ultra-affected by things... I feel things deeper, and I cry at the drop of a hat, and offended and sensitive and I'm almost paranoid very easily, and that's who I am.


    I believed in God my whole life.

    I don't like my body, it's oddly-proportioned. I'd like to be, like, dumpy.

    There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed.

    I don't even remember what I did in that movie, because I did it so long ago, ... I think I'm a crazy bunny ... or a lizard. Maybe even a beaver. I don't know. With those animated movies, you do the voice and then three years later, you finally see your character and you're like, 'Oh yeah, I forgot I even did that.'

    Also, you can get the type of bait you should use depending on the time of year. Colder is better for smallmouth bass, and warmer is better for largemouth. Smallmouth will swim deeper in the summer, and largemouth swim shallower. The science of fishing is getting some knowledge about the place, then setting up my rods accordingly -- crank bait, spinner bait, worms, etc.

    Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!

    The new movie I'm working on right now is very autobiographical. It's about a television actor who drinks too much and gets blackballed from the industry, and then he decides to break back in by directing his own movie,

    I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God.

    When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids.

    You cannot be this successful without having God on your side.

    It's being edited as we speak. I think it might come out in the winter,

    Now I try to make efforts, you know, I'm just, the best effort I can do is just stay sober myself. I can at least do that.

    It felt good because they've murdered us for the last two years.

    I never really worked with Chris Farley, I hung out with him, but I had plans... I had big plans... movies... and I was in no hurry.

    I had no blood relatives till I made some.

    The Internet is a great place to find unconventional comedy that you can't find anywhere else.

    I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann.

    My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything.

    We're spending the money the district approved four years ago. I have not enough fields and too many teams,

    At times it was difficult, funny, cathartic and also very easy to make because, you know, I just know the subject matter really well.


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