Adrienne Gusoff Quotes (8 Quotes)

Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.

Shopping is better than sex. If you're not satisfied after shopping you can make an exchange for something you really like.

Living in a vacuum sucks.

Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies.

If you live your life with your head up your a, you'll always experience the same old st.

Any woman who thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming about 10 inches too high.

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

Opportunity knocked. My doorman threw him out.