He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.
He rooted for the Mets, he wore Foot of the Loom underwear, and he drove a Buick. His loyalties were carved in stone and he wasn't about to be impressed with some upstart of a toaster salesman who drove a Bonneville.
The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, he didn't, by himself, know how any of it worked. He couldn't do it. Left to his own devices he couldn't build a toaster. He could just about make a sandwich and that was it.
Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?
I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
That's a revealing question because most Americans simply know very little about a complex, immensely important area of their lives, ... Many take for granted that there are no better prices or deals on insurance and one of the results of this investigation should be to rivet the average American's intention on this area of their lives so they can know and ask the kind of questions that a smart consumer does when he buys an automobile or toaster or other very common and important goods.
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
We just have to watch Mikey and make sure he doesn't put anymore forks in the toaster.
I have avoided becoming stale by putting a little water on the plate, lying on the plate, and having myself refreshed in a toaster oven for 23 minutes once every month.
Television is like the American toaster, you push the button and the same thing pops up everytime.
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
He was always bringing home a new toaster, a new mixer, for the staff to use and critique, ... He had his own in-house focus group.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Shopping is my 976th favorite thing to do. Its rank drops to dead bottom when do at 4 in the morning with the possiblity of a physical altercation between myself and a surly senior citizen over the last bagel toaster is thrown in the mix.
The television set in American homes is like the toaster. You press a button and the same thing pops up almost every time.
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