What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.
What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.
Tantalus made a wild grab, but the marshmallow committed suicide, diving into the flames.
You're a marshmallow. Soft and sweet and when you get heated up you go all gooey and delicious."-
Don't be a marshmallow. Walk the street with us into history. Get off the sidewalk. Stop being vegetables. Work for Justice. Viva the boycott.
It turns out there's only one thing that capuchins really, really love - and that's sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it, what they'll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they'll vomit, and they'll come back and eat their body weight again. And they'll vomit. And they'll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
I love raw cookie dough, right out of the tube. The other thing I eat is marshmallow fluff.
Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone.
I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.
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© 2020 Inspirational Stories