Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
Always, always, always referring every goddam thing that happens right back to our lousy little egos.
Did you know, God damn it, that Les was all for bringing a tangerine in to you last night before he went to bed? My God. Even Bessie can't stand stories with tangerines in them. And God knows I can't. If you're going to go on with this breakdown business, I wish to hell you'd go back to college to have it. Where you're not the baby of the family. And where, God knows, nobody'll have any urges to bring you any tangerines. And where you don't keep your goddam tap shoes in the closet.
Nobody who's really using his ego, his real ego, has any time for any goddam hobbies
You're lucky if you get time to sneeze in this goddam phenomenal world.
All these handsome guys are the same. When they're done combing their goddam hair, they beat it on you.
I held hands with her all the time...that doesn't sound like much, I realize, but she was terrific to hold hands with. Most girls if you hold hands with them, their goddam hand dies on you, or else they think they have to keep moving their hand all the time, as if they were afraid they'd bore you or something.
I'm the one flunking out of this goddam place, and you're asking me to write you a goddam composition.
Turn the goddam music up! My heart feels like an alligator!
American grammar doesn't have the sturdiness of British grammar (a British advertising man with a proper education can make magazine copy for ribbed condoms sound like the Magna goddam Carta), but it has its own scruffy charm.
Waiting, are they Waiting, are they Well, goddam 'em, let 'em waitEthan Allen, to his physician who said General, I fear the angels are waiting for you, quoted in Saturday Review, April 5, 1958
I don't even like old cars. I'd rather have a goddam horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
Don't you get the idea I'm one of those goddam radicals. Don't get the idea I'm knocking the American system.
Don't talk to me about rules, dear. Wherever I stay I make the goddam rules.
Just between you and me, if the f---ing commissioners of this state were any slower with this s---. I mean it got to a point where I called DeBuono on something on behalf of Nassau County Republican boss Joseph Mondello, and I said to her, 'You know you have a f---ing Democrat as your number two person, and you're telling me that I can't get my f---ing people hired' And then Brad then-Pataki Chief of Staff Brad Race calls me up and says, 'You really can't call these people like that'. I'm like, 'Brad, does Barbara DeBuono work for us or do we work for her' I said, 'Joe Mondello can't get a goddam job, and it still hasn't been done yet.' It's utter bulls---.
You take somebody that cries their goddam eyes out over phoney stuff in the movies, and nine times out of ten they're mean bastards at heart.
Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell.
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