Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government.
Anarchy is like custard cooking over a flame; it has to be constantly stirred or it sticks and gets heavy, like government.
Bureaucrats: they are dead at 30 and buried at 60. They are like custard pies; you can't nail them to a wall.
It's egg and milk products that people abuse the most. People leave pumpkin pie out on the counter, but it has eggs and milk in it. It's a custard. Don't leave it out.
You eat, in dreams, the custard of the day.
In moments of considerable strain, I tend to take to bread-and-butter pudding. There is something about the blandness of soggy bread, the crispness of the golden outer crust and the unadulterated pleasure of a lightly set custard that makes the world seem a better place to live.
Life's what's important. Walking, houses, family. Birth and pain and joy. Acting's just waiting for a custard pie. That's all.
God's always got a custard pie up his sleeve.
God always has another custard pie up his sleeve.
Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.
The movies were custard compared to politics.
And what's interesting about him as a comic character is that the custard pie hardly ever ends up on his face.
Trying to make things work in government is sometimes like trying to sew a button on a custard pie.
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