A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired.
A lot of brainless unicorns swaggering about and calling themselves educated just because they can push each other off a horse with a bit of a stick! It makes me tired.
Culinary science? You elected culinary science? That's the most brainless class ever. -Rose to Christian
The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean.
And don't tell me God works in mysterious ways', Yossarian continued 'There's nothing mysterious about it, He's not working at all. He's playing. Or else He's forgotten all about us. That's the kind of God you people talk about, a country bumpkin, a clumsy, bungling, brainless, conceited, uncouth hayseed. Good God, how much reverence can you have for a Supreme Being who finds it necessary to include such phenomena as phlegm and tooth decay in His divine system of Creation What in the world was running through that warped, evil, scatalogical mind of His when He robbed old people of the power to control their bowel movements Why in the world did He ever create pain.
How they who use fusees All grow by slow degrees Brainless as chimpanzees, Meagre as lizards Go mad, and beat their wives Plunge (after shocking lives)Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.
I like to be bought flowers and taken out for dinner. I like a man to be a gentleman. I don't like to be treated as if I am brainless. I like to be respected and to give respect.
Russell Johnson, the brainy professor to Denver's brainless wonder on Gilligan's Island , said he shared tears with Denver's friends and fans. Frankly, Bob Denver would adore your laughter most of all, ... That's more likely why God created him.
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