The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.
Now is the time to draw a clean, clear, bright line and say if you are engaging in speech over the Internet you do not have to check with your lawyer or your accountant. You are a free American, and you have the opportunity to engage in free speech over the Internet.
If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.
My money goes to my agent, then to my accountant and from him to the tax man.
Never call an accountant a credit to his profession; a good accountant is a debit to his profession.
I spend 90 percent of my time saying no, and my accountant yells at me for it, but when I started in this business, I wanted my career to have legs.
If you can manipulate news, a judge can manipulate the law. A smart lawyer can keep a killer out of jail, a smart accountant can keep a thief from paying taxes, a smart reporter could ruin your reputation- unfairly.
No, when I worked as an accountant I was falling asleep waiting for 5 o'clock.
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
I would say that IQ is the strongest predictor of which field you can get into and hold a job in, whether you can be an accountant, lawyer or nurse, for example.
I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.
I probably wouldn't make a good accountant. I don't even understand what my accountant tells me. But the character is a sort of exaggerated version of me, he's a little more frightened than I am, everything seems so much bigger to him than it does to me.
In this business you break a leg and 150 other people are out of work while production is shut down. It's not like you were an accountant and could still work with your leg in a cast.
For almost anyone who chooses to be a writer, since so very few writers are able to learn a living from their work that is equivalent to the living earned by the average dentist or accountant.
Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
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