One way to compensate for a tiny brain is to pretend to be dead.
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If you read it for a while, you feel like you know the guy behind it, and that makes it funnier for me. The characters are unbelievably well-defined. I've often made the case that if you can't describe the character in one or two words, then it's not going to work. And he does that.Scott Adams
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
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My brain doesn't register it as drawing. The feeling of friction across the glass is different.
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We must develop knowledge optimization initiatives to leverage our key learnings.
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I don't think I'm ever going to run out of ideas, ... The beauty of the office environment is that you put a bunch of dysfunctional employees in one room and they will find new ways to be dysfunctional that you could never imagine. I think I have an infinite well of ideas to work from.
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