I don't consider myself a comic but a performer. A comic tells bad jokes.
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I've become this sort of icon for the gay community. I don't like the position.
I really have a problem with any kind of drug, I always have.
There are few performers who would have had the audacity to even bring up the fact that they had been poorly reviewed.
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Everything that I write will be signed with my name.