Never trust a mechanic who drives new cars. They're either charging too much money for their work, or they can't keep an old car running - maybe both.
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I don't like it when I outweigh my men.
I was in the middle of a dream about garbage cans and frogs - don't ask, and I won't tell.
When a man is on the verge of passing out from pain, it seemed wrong to notice how beautiful he was.
I hope this means you'll quit asking me to kill you. It gives me indigestion.
Now, I'm not very vain. If I'd ever been, making my living covered in various grease and dirt mixtures would have cured me quickly. Still, I wasn't up to facing two sexy men when I had one eye swollen mostly shut and half of my face black and blue.
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