No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.
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For fast-acting relief try slowing down.
Sometimes I feel like a figment of my own imagination.
Reality is the leading cause of stress among those in touch with it.
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Knowledge comes, but wisdom lingers.
Alfred Lord Tennyson