New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human.
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To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother.
Most of my contemporaries at school entered the World of Business, the logical destiny of bores.
Definition of an oxymoron a Sydney socialite.
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