Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.
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The national sport of England is obstacle-racing. People fill their rooms with useless and cumbersome furniture, and spend the rest of their lives in trying to dodge it.
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A committee should consist of three men, two of whom are absent.
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My poor fellow, why not carry a watch.
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Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
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Sir, I have tested your machine. It adds new terror to life and makes death a long-felt want.
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