My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
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Only reason can convince us of those three fundamental truths without a recognition of which there can be no effective liberty: that what we believe is not necessarily true; that what we like is not necessarily good; and that all questions are open.
Clive Bell
The Bible has been the Magna Carta of the poor and of the oppressed.
Thomas Huxley