Ximinez Now, old woman -- you are accused of heresy on three counts -- heresy by thought, heresy by word, heresy by deed, and heresy by action -- four counts. Do you confess; Wilde I don't understand what I'm accused of. Ximinez Ha Then we'll make you understand Biggles Fetch... THE CUSHIONSBiggles Here they are, lord. Ximinez Now, old lady -- you have one last chance. Confess the heinous sin of heresy, reject the works of the ungodly -- two last chances. And you shall be free -- three last chances. You have three last chances, the nature of which I have divulged in my previous utterance.
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