Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.
More Quotes from Milton Berle:
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is a maybe who is reaching for a star. I'd rather be a has-been than a might-have-been, by far; for a might have-been has never been, but a has was once an are.Milton Berle
I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property.
Milton Berle
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
Milton Berle
If it wasn't for the olives in his martinis, he'd starve to death
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You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
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