I can speak French but I cannot understand it.
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Action speaks louder than words but not nearly as often.Mark Twain
I would rather have my ignorance than another man's knowledge, because I have so much of it.
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His ignorance covers the world like a blanket, and there's scarcely a hole in it anywhere
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Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us the curse of labor.
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A historian who would convey the truth has got to lie. Often he must enlarge the truth by diameters, otherwise his reader would not be able to see it.
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If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
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