Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?
More Quotes from Lynda Barry:If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
I listen like mad to any conversation taking place next to me just trying to hear why this is funny. Women's restrooms are especially great. I wash my hands twice waiting for people to come in and start talking.
If I didn't try to eavesdrop on every bus ride I take or look for the humor when I go for a walk, I would just be depressed all the time.
I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
I am not sure how much I would like being married if I wasn't married to him. A man who likes flea markets and isn't gay? I knew I was lucky.
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I slept with faith and found a corpse in my arms on awakening; I drank and danced all night with doubt and found her a virgin in the morning.
As a kid, this is what I wanted my life to be. Not in my wildest dreams did I ever dare to dream that it would be this.