If I had had me for a student I would have thrown me out of class immediately.
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If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.Lynda Barry
Love is an exploding cigar we willingly smoke.
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When an attractive but ALOOF (cool) man comes along, there are some of us who offer to shine his shoes with our underpants. There are thousands of scientific concepts as to why this is so, and yes, yes, it's very sick but none of this helps.
Lynda Barry
I go to work the minute I open my eyes.
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Humor is such a wonderful thing, helping you realize what a fool you are but how beautiful that is at the same time.
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I started doing cartoons when I was about 21. I never thought I would be a cartoonist. It happened behind my back. I was always a painter and drawer.
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