If you're working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your ego has reached a point where it is now eating itself. That's why I believe there should be a psychiatrist at every health club, so that when they see you doing this, they will take you away for a little chat.
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Why would you hire MTV to do music MTV has nothing to do with music, ok MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. MTV is video, and video goes where In your eye, music goes in your ear. Ear eye, eye ear, big fing difference Music is like a drug, when you hear it you have a vision, and that vision can change over time or remain the same.Lewis Black
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
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I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather...I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.
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I'm going to make my transition to weatherman soon,
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A republican stands up in congress and says 'I GOT A REALLY BAD IDEA' and the democrat stands up after him and says 'AND I CAN MAKE IT SHITTIER'
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If you want to elect Bush, that's the prick that I'm gonna yell about. If you want to elect John Kerry, I'm gonna be yelling about him. My problem is with authority.
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