All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911.
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I'm just so looking forward to seeing Dick Cheney because it's like the sighting of a rare white elk when he shows up. And I don't even think it's Dick Cheney anymore. We see him so rarely ... that I think he may be my old shop teacher.Lewis Black
If you listen to a song and get an image in your head, and then you go home and watch mtv and the image they're showing is the same as the one in your head, kill yourself. You're better off coming back as a lobster.
Lewis Black
Why would you hire MTV to do music MTV has nothing to do with music, ok MTV is to music as KFC is to chicken. MTV is video, and video goes where In your eye, music goes in your ear. Ear eye, eye ear, big fing difference Music is like a drug, when you hear it you have a vision, and that vision can change over time or remain the same.
Lewis Black
And I know this happens because I took economics, and I'd explain it to ya, but I flunked that course. Not my fault. They taught it at 8 o'clock in the morning. And there is absolutely nothing you can learn out of one bloodshot eye.
Lewis Black
I had more material on weather than anyone else, I guess, ... back when I was traveling a lot on the road as a standup comic, between airport security and the weather...I just wanted to be prepared for sitting in the airport.
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