I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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In church your grandsire cut his throat to do the job too long he tarried he should have had my hearty vote to cut his throat before he married.Jonathan Swift
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together; Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder.
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There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.
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