Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.
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Never continue in a job you don't enjoy. If you're happy in what you're doing, you'll like yourself, you'll have inner peace. And if you have that, along with physical health, you will have had more success than you could possibly have imagined.Johnny Carson
Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
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I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.
Johnny Carson
The worst gift is a fruitcake. There is only one fruitcake in the entire world, and people keep sending it to each other.
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I know you've been married to the same woman for 69 years. That is marvelous. It must be very inexpensive.
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