I was not a pretty child. I developed humor to be accepted.
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The last time I appeared in Las Vegas, they were wearing hoop skirts and Davy Crockett hats, ... But they say 'What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.' And as far as fashion is concerned, that's a good thing.Joan Rivers
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Joan Rivers
Calling him a son of a b, ... Don't you dare call me a racist I want an apology from you.
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Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
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a good actress with real pathos.
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I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.
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