Get your dirty stinking moron knees off my chest.
("The Catcher in the Rye")
More Quotes from J.D. Salinger:What really knocks me out is a book that, when you're all done reading it, you wish the author that wrote it was a terrific friend of yours and you could call him up on the phone whenever you felt like it. That doesn't happen much, though.
Take most people, they are crazy about cars. They worry if they get a little scratch on them, they are always talking about have many miles they get to a gallon, and if they get a brand new car already they start thinking about trading it in for one that is even newer. I do not even like old cars.... I'd rather have a horse. A horse is at least human, for God's sake.
The goddam movies. They can ruin you. I'm not kidding
And I have one of those very loud, stupid laughs. I mean if I ever sat behind myself in a movie or something, I'd probably lean over and tell myself to please shut up.
Your heart, Bessie, is an autumn garage.
Where do the ducks go in the winter?
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We were excited to win, staying undefeated is just the icing.