I got out of the tub and had to squelch a scream when I saw my reflection in the vanity mirror. My hair looked like it had taken 2000 volts and been spray starched
("One For The Money")
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I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.
I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
Nothing Personal? You've harrassed my mother, stolen my car, and now you're telling people I've gotten you pregnant! In my opinion, getting someone pregnant is pretty fucking personal! Jesus, isn't it enough I'm accused of murder? What are you the bounty hunter from hell?
I attributed the incidence to temporary insanity, and in my own defense, I'd like to say I haven't run over anyone since.
My body is not designed to run. My body was designed to sit in an expensive care and drive.
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