Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?
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At fifteen life had taught me undeniably that surrender, in its place, was as honorable as resistance, especially if one had no choice.
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Death is not evil, for it frees man from all ills and takes away his desires along with desire's rewards.
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