I'm working my way toward divinity.
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The unthankful heart... discovers no mercies; but let the thankful heart sweep through the day and, as the magnet finds the iron, so it will find, in every hour, some heavenly blessings!
Henry Ward Beecher
If there had been three public editors before me, the body might have absorbed it a little bit better.