I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.
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In America, with all of its evils and faults, you can still reach through the forest and see the sun. But we don't know yet whether that sun is rising or setting for our country.Dick Gregory
Riches do not delight us so much with their possession, as torment us with their loss.
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Civil Rights What black folks are given in the U. S. on the installment plan, as in civil-rights bills. Not to be confused with human rights, which are the dignity, stature, humanity, respect, and freedom belonging to all people by right of their birth.
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We used to root for the Indians against the cavalry, because we didn't think it was fair in the history books that when the cavalry won it was a great victory, and when the Indians won it was a massacre.
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When you have a good mother and no father, God kind of sits in. It's not enough, but it helps.
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They black conservatives have a right to exist, but why would I want to walk around with a swastika on my shirt after the way Hitler done messed it the swastika symbol up
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I've got to restructure all my personal life now in order to accommodate public service, which is fine.
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