If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.
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There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a shady reputation. They pay this price for health. And health is all they get for it. How strange it is. It is like paying out your whole fortune for a cow that has gone dry.Mark Twain
If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be a Christian.
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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination
Mark Twain
What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce.
Mark Twain
Heaven for climate, hell for society.
Mark Twain
An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere
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