If God doesn't destroy Hollywood Boulevard, he owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
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A judgment about life has no meaning except the truth of the one who speaks last, and the mind is at ease only at the moment when everyone is shouting at once and no one can hear a thing.
Georges Bataille
I find that he is happiest of whom the world says least, good or bad.
Thomas Jefferson
I'd never had so much pleasure with another human being.
Anne Bancroft