I think my speeches are hilarious. I think I'm a natural comedian, but I like denying people the chance to laugh. I want to deny you the relief of the punchline.
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Think your own thoughts.
I'm completely optimistic - I know the end is coming!
I'm a very sympathetic person, but that doesn't always come across in my work because I'm too busy being mad at everything.
I think it's important to encourage gluttony in all its formats.
I'm a total pleasure seeker. I pursue anything that satisfies me. I usually get it. I have specific needs and I know what they are so I can achieve satisfaction.
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A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.
I really think Canada should get over to Iraq as quickly as possible.
I don't think I'll ever be able to stay in one place for more than a year or two. It's not in my nature.