I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.
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Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
I was so long writing my review that I never got around to reading the book.
You'd better beat it. You can leave in a taxi. If you can't get a taxi, you can leave in a huff. If that's too soon, you can leave in a minute and a huff.
Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you.
I wish to be cremated. One tenth of my ashes shall be given to my agent, as written in our contract.
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I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
The Puritan has passed; the Catholic remains.
William H. OConnell