They say things like 'you know what I like about living in a small town Everybody goes to church together and to the general store. Everybody knows everybody.' That's total horse shit.
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I think it's going to be Reese. Again, if somebody that movie was about died in the last year or so, that's the odds on favorite. They like dead people at the Oscars. I mean, the Oscar will go to Reese and June Carter. How can you not give an Oscar to a dead woman
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I disagree with the use of the word Pussy to describe a weak person. Because the Vagina is the tougher of the two genitals. Think about it. It can pass something 50 times it's size through it. You can pound on it for hours and it goes More More It Bleeds
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