Groucho Marx Quotes: I’m leaving because the weather is too…

I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.

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Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough.
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Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.
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