I must say I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book.
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Home is where you hang your head.Groucho Marx
Firefly Where is your husband Mrs. Teasdale Why, he's dead. Firefly I'll bet he's just using that as an excuse. Mrs. Teasdale I was with him to the very end. Firefly Hmmph. No wonder he passed away. Mrs. Teasdale I held him in my arms and kissed him. Firefly Oh I see. Then, it was murder.
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Mrs. Teasdale congratulates him on his coronation and sovereignty 'The eyes of the world are upon you. Notables from every country are gathered here in your honor. This is a gala day for you.' Firefly replies 'Well, a gal a day is enough for me. I don't think I could handle any more.'
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I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.
Groucho Marx
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx
I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining.
Groucho Marx
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