I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.
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Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
I wouldnt want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member.
She got her good looks from her father - he's a plastic surgeon.
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something.
I won't belong to any organization that would have me as a member.
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I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.
If you have nothing to say for yourself then kindly keep your mouth shut!
The sportsman knows that a sport is a recreation, a game, an amusement and a pastime, but his eyes are fixed on a higher goal, on the most important thing in his life, which is his education or his vocation.